SCRATCHES
G, Reimer (7 days), RW, Frattin (10 days), LW, Lupul (2-3 weeks)
D, Liles, C, Steckel
FORWARDS
JVR - Bozak - Kessel
Komarov - Grabovski - Kulemin
MacArthur - Kadri - Orr
Mclaren - Mclement - Brown
DEFENCE
Phaneuf - Holzer
Kostka - Gunnarson
Franson - Fraser
GOALTENDERS
Scrivens
Rynnas
I was getting fitted for a full body cast today for a commercial. A problem arose when I tried on the legs because my thighs were too thick. “hes too big for it! His thighs are way too wide! Jesus!” They were very rude to me.
I ripped a pair of my favorite boxers stretching.
Caught myself lipsyncing Nickleback alone in a Taco bell
Im not hungry, yet I eat taco bell… Everytime I walk by one my mentality is “whens the next time Im gonna be walking by a Taco Bell?”
There is video of me doing the “Star Wars kid” on Cosmo TV
I took 15 metro newspapers yesterday and ripped out 15 Quiznos coupons.
Last Friday night I had to hustle to my friends bday party after work. Due to the thick nature of my walrus-like thighs, I started developing a heat rash. The line ended up being way too long, so I had to waddle home attempting to avoid further discomfort.
